Well that is one way to win a basketball game. Huck that ball up in the air and hope for the best!
Wait for it...wait for it...boom!
This kid takes paintball after paintball. Look at all the bruises afterward.
That will never happen again in his career.
The gun jams or the assailant has no idea how to use a gun. Either way, the speaker was the luckiest person in the world that day.
Well that escalated quickly.
Don't rush into open fire with no cover and get shot, then call for help. You put your fellow soldiers as risk too.
This is the paintball battle to end all paintball battles. EPIC!