Has your girlfriend ever asked you to choose between her and smoking chronic? Well it's happened to this guy and he gives his answer in song form and it works out pretty damn well because she totally understands in the end.

While Sesame Street nixed Katy Perry's segment because her dress was too hot, the folks at College Humor show us that lyrics (and human-puppet love scenes) can also be outrageous.

Wow, she's really going all out. Jesus is a lucky guy.

After Mario saved Princess from Bowser she rewards him with some sexy time. Its all caught on tape.

Another WTF moment for you all...

There really are some odd people out in the world. This guy is hammered and tries to have sex with a mannequin outside of a clothing store.

This turtle is enjoying mating so much that he is saying WOW!

This guy does some incredible impersonations of celebrities having sex.

Whats worse then breaking up with your Ex? If she sings a song about how bad in bed you were!

So the next time your getting screamed at by your girl...Have her go to the bedroom and strip.