I don't think he'll be getting his security deposit back...
A game of Russian roulette on the iPhone.
Those crazy Russians are at it again.
Gravity: 1, Drunk Russian: 0
A passing truck knocks down some electrical lines which land right in front of a pedestrian crossing the street. She got LUCKY!
His friends pour water over a frozen pond to make it look like its open and tell him to dive in.
This looks like fun. I want to play!
He's so drunk that a spit wad can knock him over.
This is what happens when you hang out on a highway.