Next time don't park near potential roof avalanches.
Step 1: Get a bunch of idiots together. Step 2: Get lots of diet coke and mentos. Step 3: Trash the inside of your car. Step 4: Enter a car wash with the sunroof and windows wide open.
And the Darwin award goes to...
Should of got rid of that snow first.
Jumping off roofs is generally not a good idea.
At least he didn't get squirted.
You gotta love when a fail turns into a win! Wait for it...
I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking roof.
How do those shingles taste?