He doesn't ribbit like other frogs.
Why it's generally not a good idea to stick your head into a giant crocodiles mouth.
Was that Bob Barker? Don't f*ck around with gators!
Teasing a crocodile never ends well...
That's like jumping in the bathtub with a toaster.
The cat wasn't worried. He has 9 lives.
Why did the lizard cross the road?
If at first you don't succeed, try and try again.