Two cane toads sit on a road at night as a car approaches...
Damn, that snake got moves!
Someone get this frog a fishing pole and a beer!
Damn, thats a huge f*ckin rat!
This snake is up for sale. Only $50,000 lol
If at first you don't succeed, try and try again.
I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking roof.
You couldn't find something else to eat dude?
That's like jumping in the bathtub with a toaster.