Dad let his cyst grow for 30 years before he finally decided to pop it redneck style. Make a bigger hole!
When you don't have much cash to spend and you really want to go sky diving you can always go this route.
This has the potential to go wrong in so many ways.
Grandpa is about to have his head put through the f*cking window in this redneck thanksgiving freakout.
Dude fills his lungs with hot dogs, that's cool in my book! Redneck win!
All aboard the fat train. If your fat, lazy, and don't feel like walking then hitch a ride on the fat train.
Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.
Angry over a falling down fence.
Only in lazy, overweight America. They must be on their way to McDonald's.