Throw away the knives and break out your guns. This is the proper way to carve a pumpkin...if your a redneck of course.
Damn that looks pretty bad ass!
Don't waste your money going to amusement parks. Just build them in your backyard.
Who needs mechanical windshield wipers when you can just use your hand instead!
Leave it to a couple rednecks to come up with a prank like this.
Only a redneck would come up with using a lawnmower to pull yourself around in a wheelchair.
I think hes still a little young to be shooting a shotgun.
All aboard the fat train. If your fat, lazy, and don't feel like walking then hitch a ride on the fat train.
Dude got some serious air!!! Move over Evil Kenevil, the rednecks are in town.
Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.