All aboard the fat train. If your fat, lazy, and don't feel like walking then hitch a ride on the fat train.
Who needs mechanical windshield wipers when you can just use your hand instead!
Only a redneck would come up with using a lawnmower to pull yourself around in a wheelchair.
Some rednecks think they can jump a pond. Turns out they failed.
Yet another idiot that does not know how to shoot a gun properly. This guy knocks out his front teeth.
Leave it to some rednecks to turn an old chevy farm truck into a bad ass dragster. Check out that wheelie!
This is how you surf down south in the redneck states.
Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.
A husband doesn't think its all that funny when a couple guys prank fart in his wife's face.
When you don't have much cash to spend and you really want to go sky diving you can always go this route.