This might qualify as the worst or the best porn intro ever. You decide...
Some hot chick is showing off with a pet snake when all of a sudden it bites and latches on to her boob!
I never knew giant snakes liked bubble baths.
A crimson-crested woodpecker battles an olive whipsnake on Perus Yarapa River. One presumes that the snake was stealing eggs or attacking chicks in the woodpeckers nest.
Some guy is filming a huge snake in his backyard basking in the sun when all of a sudden it attacks him. Probably safe to say he didnt make it.
These guys are bitten by an Anaconda.
This kid decides he wants to kiss a snake. Can you guess what happens?
This kid tries to get his pet snake to eat a mouse off of his stomach except that the snake has another idea.
A news reporter flips out after a lizard jumps on him during a rat snake presentation.
Her insides are now re-arranged.