If the devil drove a truck this would be it.
Cross walks are dangerous. Time to file a nice insurance claim!
Thank goodness that bird has matrix style reflexes.
Pro tip: Don't longboard into oncoming traffic.
What's more American than playing the National Anthem with a gas-guzzling F1 race car?
The grooms entrance didn't go quite like he planned.
In the wrong place at the wrong time.
She had no idea how close she was to becoming road kill.
You could get a headache.
You might want to get that fixed buddy.