All he ended up with was a dry mouth.
Hell has no fury like a woman scorned...
Or else this could happen to you.
Russian cops don't take no sh*t.
Didn't your parents teach you to look both ways before crossing the road.
Well I wasn't expecting that...
His friend got a little too close to the action.
What would your reaction be if someone pulled up to you with no head?
Hope he didn't just wash his car!