Once you rebuild your burnt down garage I would suggest a fire extinguisher.
These guys take a normal slip 'n slide and kick it up a notch! Maybe a few notches...
That's so fast you wouldn't even know if someone was making a move. Don't blink or you'll miss it.
Never bring a bat to an axe fight...
He would have never know what hit him. He was a lucky man that day.
Wait a second, who's driving?!!!
The owner of a Ferrari parked in a handicapped spot so this guy decided to prank him good.
What would your reaction be if someone pulled up to you with no head?
Normally it's the chick that freaks out on the guy but in this situation it's the guy getting revenge on his girl for cheating on him.
This guy loves fahkin' with people during snow storms in Boston.