This is why you don't use your brakes if you start sliding down a hill.
You might want to get that fixed buddy.
The fire trucks were all tied up fighting another fire so they called in the bomber.
What's more American than playing the National Anthem with a gas-guzzling F1 race car?
Hell has no fury like a woman scorned...
Someone needs to go back to driving school.
Seems a bit excessive, no?
It's amazing how large a condom will expand!