Guy in the background: "well if he falls against my car he's gunna fuckin ride her off!"
Oh look a wave, wait that's a car. Get out of the way!
You could get a headache.
Don't overflow your gas tank!
Just when you thought woman drivers couldn't get any stupider...
Boom, going to need a new rim now.
Dad, you're missing something...
You're the only one in the parking lot. How did you not see that?