Dont ever do this at a business meeting.
Hey when you gotta go you gotta go!
Feed a bunch of seagulls at the beach some laxatives then sit back and watch the shit show.
A woman is told she needs to pay some expensive fees cause her kid pooped in a pool.
Holy Crap!!! That was better then expected.
Did that come from me? I don't smell anything.
Wait for it, wait for it...
Even iguanas fart in the bathtub! Oops, something slipped out.
I've wanted to do this many times!
Now that's what I call a rude awakening!!! I would be pissed. (no pun intended) lol