Wait for it, wait for it...
Feed a bunch of seagulls at the beach some laxatives then sit back and watch the shit show.
You can ship your pants if you want. I had Taco Bell for dinner and then shipped my pants.
Moral of the story: Pick up your dog's poop.
Holy Crap!!! That was better then expected.
That was mighty impressive.
The title says it all. Yuck!
Now that's what I call a rude awakening!!! I would be pissed. (no pun intended) lol
A reporter is doing live coverage when he gets poop on the shoulder then in the mouth..lol