He doesn't even hit one cone!
The NYPD launched a preemptive attack on fun, destroying 5000 lbs of fireworks, with a street value of of at least $25,000.
You picked the wrong guy to come after with a steel pipe.
Drunk guy leaves the stadium but wants back in. Kicking the door is not going to work. He gets whats coming to him.
WTF!!! He ran me over and I jumped on the hood.
It's the cops!!! Dude, everyone run!
Hey officer, I'm gonna move before you finish writing my ticket. Get outta my way...Enjoy jail idiot.
Gun safety rule number one: Don't look down the barrel of a gun.