Pole vaulting can be a dangerous sport if you suck at it.
Another person who thinks jumping onto a homemade stripper pole will work.
A frustrated basketball player headbutts the hoop and paralyzes himself.
His beak is going to be a bit more dull after that.
At 90 years old he's still got it!
They just don't make stripper poles like they used to.
A couple drunk bears fans race outside a bar but one of them isn't so steady on his feet and slams right into a street light pole.