Practicing two Olympic events at the same time.
You know It doesn't go well when the pole snaps in half.
A couple drunk bears fans race outside a bar but one of them isn't so steady on his feet and slams right into a street light pole.
A frustrated basketball player headbutts the hoop and paralyzes himself.
The bride doesn't look very happy right before that drunk woman destroys her wedding.
She actually knocks herself out for a few seconds.
Pole vaulting can be a dangerous sport if you suck at it.
They just don't make stripper poles like they used to.