Pole vaulting can be a dangerous sport if you suck at it.
They just don't make stripper poles like they used to.
His beak is going to be a bit more dull after that.
At 90 years old he's still got it!
This pesky reporter got what was coming to him.
Cause everyone likes a girl that can work the stripper pole!
He almost made it...well, not really.
Another person who thinks jumping onto a homemade stripper pole will work.
There is no need to grease the pole to stop a squirrel from eating your bird feeders. Just use a Slinky!