Jeez, you would think people would slow down...nope!
I suddenly hate my pet goldfish.
Just when they were about to celebrate a win, the kid throws the football away for a fumble. FAIL SAUCE
She doesn't like when I hide from her.
She's been trying to figure out why she had stains on her pillows...
Forget the tennis ball, just break out a balloon!
Now that's how you own Jeopardy!
Wow this guy is epic with a deck of cards. Don't play him in poker!
The first rule of fight club is there are no rules!