Don't try to figure out women because you never will.
Is it really that easy? I've been doing it all wrong!
Feel like arguing with someone? Call the gangster party line.
Ever wonder why your packages show up beat and battered?
Diesel engine runaway is a rare condition affecting diesel engines, in which it overspeeds at higher and higher RPM until it destroys itself either due to mechanical failure or seizure through lack of lubrication.
A wild turkey will not leave this delivery guy alone!
Recently lost his legs but that's not stopping him.
He must have eaten his Wheaties this morning.
This delivery man hates Christmas. I didn't know Mr. Grinch worked for UPS.
His fat cat drops a tv on his head.