During the Christmas season this dude stood behind shoppers and pretended to talk on the phone about them.
Well it didn't take long for the Charlie Sheen rants to get paired up with the Mel Gibson rants for an epic phone call argument.
What better to do with 10,000 iPhone 5's then to set up a sick set of dominoes with working screens!
At 90 years old he's still got it!
When it comes to working the pole this girl got skills!
He almost made it...well, not really.
Our fearless leader has some phone sex.
Whoever said size does not matter was wrong. No bugs were injured in the making of this.
The toad's owner was also a victim in the end.
This pesky reporter got what was coming to him.