This guy gets sweet revenge on his girlfriend by supergluing a dildo to her...
You won't see that happen again.
But grandma has a pagina?
Someone's too embarrassed to pick it up.
Somebody get this guy a sock for his crotch!
Stock market blooper! Wall Street is full of dicks...lol
The town got some subliminal messages put into its Christmas lights.
This is what happens when you slam your dick in a car door.
Would if you could, right?
Can you guess what it is before he finishes?