As soon as I saw this video it brought be back to that classic T-Rex scene in Jurassic Park.
This dude goes down for the count not just once but twice in the same ride.
Don't fall asleep at the controls.
Instead of looking cool on the internet, you now look like a tool.
The captain don't give a f*ck!
Hmm, he seems to be in a bit of a pickle.
Without the epic commentary from the black guy behind the camera, this would just be another grandpa practicing nunchucks in a parking lot video.
Exactly why I don't go to water parks.
Next time throw your truck in park before you decide to jump out and fight!
This woman empties out her stomach on an amusement park ride. It's the Mega Puking Senorita!