Next time don't park near potential roof avalanches.
It has a mind of it's own.
Nice and dangerous trick to teach the kids...
I'm willing to bet the person trying to park this car was a woman!
Hmm, he seems to be in a bit of a pickle.
Driving a Smart Car = Smart. Being unable to parallel park it = Less smart. Trying to parallel park your smart car in front of a bar full of guys laughing at you = Fail.
The captain don't give a f*ck!
The Vomatron can best be described as a giant propeller with seats on each end! Similar to what astronauts train in. These guys can't handle the 4G's it puts on you and get sick.
An amusement park ride falls apart with people riding it.