The captain don't give a f*ck!
Without the epic commentary from the black guy behind the camera, this would just be another grandpa practicing nunchucks in a parking lot video.
Don't waste your money going to amusement parks. Just build them in your backyard.
Next time don't park near potential roof avalanches.
That's what I call threading the needle.
There is a reason why women belong in the kitchen...lol
Instead of looking cool on the internet, you now look like a tool.
It has a mind of it's own.