Absolutely do not touch his trees! It pisses him off!
Don't fall asleep at the controls.
This takes some mad skill!
And you thought skateboarding took skill.
Driving a Smart Car = Smart. Being unable to parallel park it = Less smart. Trying to parallel park your smart car in front of a bar full of guys laughing at you = Fail.
Usually women and cars don't mix. Add to the fact that she's a blonde and watch out!
Next time don't park near potential roof avalanches.
Hmm, he seems to be in a bit of a pickle.
You're the only one in the parking lot. How did you not see that?