Don't fall asleep at the controls.
Exactly why I don't go to water parks.
Without the epic commentary from the black guy behind the camera, this would just be another grandpa practicing nunchucks in a parking lot video.
Instead of looking cool on the internet, you now look like a tool.
The operator kicks their anxiety up a notch when he asked them to check their seatbelts.
Don't waste your money going to amusement parks. Just build them in your backyard.
That's going to leave a mark! OUCH!!!
His girl takes the slingshot like a boss while he passes out. Dude can't hang.
Next time don't park near potential roof avalanches.