The guys with the foam padding had one job...
I guess he didn't see the giant white van driving down the street he was about to land in.
This has parenting fail written all over it.
He's writing tickets while blocking a driveway.
Wait for it...This dude ended up with 19 titanium plates, 38 titanium screws, 21 stitches in the face, 14 stitches in the mouth, 50 surgical staples from ear to ear. Was it worth it?
Wear a helmet if you're not a pro.
His tailbone will be hurting for a while after this one.
"Should I blow it or suck it?"