Throw me a beer!!! Now save my drunk ass.
Instead of looking cool on the internet, you now look like a tool.
Any kid that comes across a dead tree in the forest will always try to knock it over. He just gets unlucky.
Hope there's no mall cops around....run!
That's one hell of a fish! It's flopping all over the place, knock it out with something!
There's an endless amount of cross country skiers coming through with an endless amount of crashes.
Her brain is officially frozen!