Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! You have failed at all of them.
The bride is gently coasting down the zipline when her new husband comes...
The dude actually starts crying. Fail
Another star is born while another reporter gets owned.
This guy doesn't like getting kissed by other men.
A redneck gets tased when he ignores the cops warning and takes off on his...
You don't get closer to meeting your maker then that!
Probably about time to think of a different sport.
Don't try to tackle this guy 1 on 1 unless you want to get knocked out.