He never saw it coming. BANG BANG BANG!
Be careful what you ask for!
That's what happens when you stand too close to the tracks!
Tasing yourself in the neck is one way to put you down.
A drunk guy spends so much energy trying to get over the fence when all of a sudden a little kid comes along...
Why you would want to do this is beyond me but he fails at flipping into a trash bin.
It's a little late but who cares. He makes some of the best fail compilations on the web. Here's all the best fails from March 2014.
He's writing tickets while blocking a driveway.