Dude fills his lungs with hot dogs, that's cool in my book! Redneck win!
A rival team player gives a mentally disabled player on the other team one last try to score after he missed multiple shots at the end of the game.
The pickup truck door came within inches of taking him out.
It's like playing black ops in real life with a paintball sniper rifle. It's surprisingly accurate too.
Wait, did I just hit that?
The gun jams or the assailant has no idea how to use a gun. Either way, the speaker was the luckiest person in the world that day.
Anybody was some free shirts? Nevermind...
Have you heard about the new law that legalizes carrying a gun at head level?
The chubby kid was a hero that day.