He can forget about having kids.
Broken knuckles and heads ensue. No boards were hurt in this demonstration.
Later on he shoots some dude through a wall with a hadouken.
Check out these real life ninjas. The ax stunt is crazy!
Someone didn't follow the rule of Slaps Only!!!
Soccer players have good foot work. Wait for it...
A suicidal man holding his baby was kicked through a window by a Chinese soldier just in time.
Perhaps he was trying to set the world record for fails?
Check out the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie trailer by Michael Bay, the guy who brought you the Transformers movies. What do you think? Will you see it?
He lacks the necessary ninja skills to pull this off.