He lacks the necessary ninja skills to pull this off.
Unless you want an ass beating!
Perhaps he was trying to set the world record for fails?
Ever wonder what a ninja's golf swing would look like?
Don't let him fool ya. He loved it.
Later on he shoots some dude through a wall with a hadouken.
That's what you get for picking on smaller kids. That was epic!
There is a ninja cat inside this box. If you get too close you will get...