He can forget about having kids.
Soccer players have good foot work. Wait for it...
A suicidal man holding his baby was kicked through a window by a Chinese soldier just in time.
Don't let him fool ya. He loved it.
That's what you get for picking on smaller kids. That was epic!
There is nowhere this can't go for his toy. Look at those skills!
Perhaps he was trying to set the world record for fails?