This boxer has a morning routine that involves sliding down the stairs sideways.
He don't have much time left on this earth...
You should beavery careful when approaching a beaver because they don't give a dam. See what I did there?
Some people are just plain dumb. He thinks he can run through a solid wood beam.
That moment when you're mountain biking in the woods and a bear jumps out at you.
Shut that damn thing off!
Instead of firewood he got bruised ribs.
If I saw a 1500 lb grizzly bear come at me I would be hauling ass too!
Nice dismount though. I give him an 8.5.