Instead of firewood he got bruised ribs.
You should beavery careful when approaching a beaver because they don't give a dam. See what I did there?
Kids were dumb in 2004 too!
In case you ever get stuck in the icy wilderness without matches.
Nice dismount though. I give him an 8.5.
The first rule of fight club....
Shut that damn thing off!
The reason the internet was created.
Check out this bad ass chainsaw powered by a V8 engine.
If a mountain biker crashes in the woods does it make a sound?