He must not have taken his meds today.
New cars already crashed before anyone gets to drive them.
When nobody is there to help you unload you need to take matters into your own hands.
Don't overflow your gas tank!
WTF is going on here? Are those the adult version?
Well that's one way to hitch a ride. He could end up paralyzed though...
He wasn't suppose to go that fast! Just another redneck party.