You will never be as good as those little Asians. Give up...
Do you think she was surprised or what?
Mom, there is something I need to tell you...Wonder how she handles it?
Mom and Dad hear their son chanting in his room so they sneak up on him to see whats going on.
But grandma has a pagina?
Mom is allowed to have a little fun on Mothers Day.
Why does somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a sh*t???
Mom doesn't think she's a good singer.
New Old Spice Re-Fresh Body Spray may cause boys to become men, girls to become girlfriends, and moms to become sad.
Junior, that's not a toy you should be playing with. If you only knew where that had been...lol