This sperm cant seem to find the egg. Hmmm, I wonder why?
When the zombie Apocalypse happens don't leave home without your vibrator.
This idiot decides to jump into traffic on rollerblades and nearly gets...
I can assure you he felt like a failure that day.
This skydiver just misses slamming into a plane.
Now that's how you return a touchdown. Damn!
Miss Utah choked on stage. "We need to create education better..."
Tires are overrated anyway.
His tailbone will be hurting for a while after this one.
Because having 4 wheels is overrated!