Here is a little trick you can do with some milk.
I want some...You can't have any, it's all mine!
WTF, I would have spit it in her face.
Her boyfriend gets revenge by exploding a gallon of milk in her face.
This guy does six habeneros, 15 Mega Warheads, cinnamon, Diet Coke, Mentos, and a gallon of milk. He throws in a couple good kicks to his nuts for good measure.
Should milk that is not from a cow be called milk? What else could you call it? How about Jism...lol