Guy at the hospital "Were you guys playing with swords or something?"
There's a reason somebody invented ratchet straps!
What the hell did they expect to happen?
I bet you didn't know Philip Seymour Hoffman did all his own stunts. Here's some old footage.
I give it another mile before the mattress lands on the moon. Must be a woman...
At least the truck driver was nice enough to break his fall with the mattress he was carrying. That would never happen again in a million years!