I give it another mile before the mattress lands on the moon. Must be a woman...
What the hell did they expect to happen?
At least the truck driver was nice enough to break his fall with the mattress he was carrying. That would never happen again in a million years!
There's a reason somebody invented ratchet straps!
Guy at the hospital "Were you guys playing with swords or something?"
I bet you didn't know Philip Seymour Hoffman did all his own stunts. Here's some old footage.