The company was too cheap to fix his vehicle.
The gun jams or the assailant has no idea how to use a gun. Either way, the speaker was the luckiest person in the world that day.
He's about to make a run for it...
If he was 1 second slower he would be toast!
He should go play the lottery today!
How this guy survived is beyond me. That's one lucky dude.
Wait, did I just hit that?
If I were you I would head to the casino right now!
If one of these guys was standing a little closer they would be all done.