If I were you I would head to the casino right now!
He should go play the lottery today!
While you're there I would grab a bunch of scratch tickets because you got lucky my man!
Somebody forgot to teach her to look both ways before walking into traffic.
Oh man that sux. Thankfully that tow truck driver is quick on his feet!
If I were you I would go play the lottery right now!
I wonder how many tries it took them to nail it.
Thank Santa for your lucky ass this season.
The company was too cheap to fix his vehicle.
He's about to make a run for it...