Oh man that sux. Thankfully that tow truck driver is quick on his feet!
Thank Santa for your lucky ass this season.
The gun jams or the assailant has no idea how to use a gun. Either way, the speaker was the luckiest person in the world that day.
If I were you I would go play the lottery right now!
How this guy survived is beyond me. That's one lucky dude.
OMG! He was the luckiest guy on the planet at that very moment!
Time to go play the lottery because you almost got flattened. Lucky!
He should go play the lottery today!
While you're there I would grab a bunch of scratch tickets because you got lucky my man!
I wonder how many tries it took them to nail it.