Thank Santa for your lucky ass this season.
If they went down a few seconds earlier they would have been toast! They got lucky!
This guy came super close to becoming a pancake.
While you're there I would grab a bunch of scratch tickets because you got lucky my man!
Time to go play the lottery because you almost got flattened. Lucky!
I think he's going to need a change of underwear. I know I would...
Your not supposed to help your opponent get a strike!
He should go play the lottery today!
If I were you I would go play the lottery right now!
I wonder how many tries it took them to nail it.