3...2...1...Blast Off! I think he took the corner a little too fast.
New cars already crashed before anyone gets to drive them.
Breaking news or breaking ice?
Dad, you're missing something...
Cows should wear seat belts in Russia.
A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery. Ballsack, Ballsack!
That sux, those apples are going to spoil...
If you're gonna fail you may as well go out with some style.
A giant montage of Nicolas Cage going crazy and losing his shit! Very well done! Nicolas Cage rocks!